But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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