sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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