when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Randomize
