The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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