No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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