Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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