It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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