do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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