Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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