so explain again why im purple
no
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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