Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
