Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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