Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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