Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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