apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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