yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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