What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
