you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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