D3 body, D1 cock
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
i dont even know how to be here
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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