Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
no. you can't hotbox the world.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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