you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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