4 words: hood of his car
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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