Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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