he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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