Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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