i think my mom watched the whole time
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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