You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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