did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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