can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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