We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
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