Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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