I wish I only lived at night.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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