i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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