his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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