Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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