Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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