margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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