Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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