I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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