Whod you bang
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Girls should come with a carfax report
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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