just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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