To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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