I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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