we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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