I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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