Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I will pee on everything he values.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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