Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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