Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He passed out mid-signature
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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