lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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