dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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