garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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