wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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