Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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