so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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