Sacagawea was the original milf.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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